Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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