Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
well, you know. whores of a feather.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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