Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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