Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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