I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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