I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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