this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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