My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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