don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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