you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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