Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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