last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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