Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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