This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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