You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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