His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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