He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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