I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
