I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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