Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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