i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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