It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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