This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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