Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I don't think brook has ever known best
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
