I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.