i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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