Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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