I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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