I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
nutella sex= disaster
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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