That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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