come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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