The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I don't think brook has ever known best
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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