Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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