what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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