Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
