margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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