we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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