Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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