Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Dear god my vagina.
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