Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
