The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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