We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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