That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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