Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize
