I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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