First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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