yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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