Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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