I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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