porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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