have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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