How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Randomize
