Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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