CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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