You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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